True Friendship

My roommate from college sent me this email. I think she's the only one that really understood my blunt personality and didn't get offended by it. This poem pretty much describes our friendship! Thanks Autumn, it made me laugh!

None of that 'Sis'-sy Stuff

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems

that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of True Friendship. You WON'T see

cutesy little smiley faces on this card- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad, I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you're scared, we will high tail it out of here.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much w orse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!

6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, I'll pick you up and dust you off-- After I laugh my rear off!!

9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; -- because you are my FRIEND!

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Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, b ut only YOU can feel the true warmth.

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